[Image Description: a comic showing someone’s laptop screen glowing in the dark of their room. they are looking intently at it and filling out a questionnaire.
question one: based on your answers so far, we believe the nature of your haunting is demonic. please select the image that best resembles the entity. the person has selected a humanoid figure with big horns.
question two: please select the level of activity exhibited by the entity. the options are benign, destructive, and aggressive. destructive is selected. the person crouches out from the shadows to glare at the huge dark looming horned figure in his kitchen. the creature has glowing red eyes. it is ripping packages of food up and dropping it on the floor and staring at the person’s cat.
question three: please describe any concerning behaviours shown by the entity. we will search our database for solutions relevant to your haunting. the screen shows the persons entries all showing no results with the entity in the background giving more and more food to the cat only to stare at them curiously. the entries are “won’t stop feeding my cat” “keeps feeding my cat and staring at him” “feeding my cat too many treats and being weird”. the computer goes to a screen that says the person will be connected to the next available agent, their position in the que is 714th as the entity upends a full bowl of cereal onto the floor. End Description]
